- If you keep your eyes open by force when you sneeze, you might pop an eyeball out.
- Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
- Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
- In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
- The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
- Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
- A duck’s quack doesn’t echo, and no one knows why.
- 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
- In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
- Most lipstick contains fish scales.
- Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different.
- Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
- A crocodile can’t move its tongue and cannot chew. Its digestive juices are so strong that it can digest a steel nail.
- Money notes are not made from paper, they are made mostly from a special blend of cotton and linen. In 1932, when a shortage of cash occurred in Tenino, Washington, USA, notes were made out of wood for a brief period.
- It is impossible to lick your elbow
- A crocodile can’t stick it’s tongue out.
- A shrimp’s heart is in it’s head.
- People say “Bless you” when you sneeze because when you sneeze,your heart stops for a mili-second.
- In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
- It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
- A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
- More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
- Rats and horses can’t vomit.
- If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
Girlfriend to Boyfriend:Now it is time we should marry.
Boyfriend: That’s ok, but who will marry us.
A funny poem of ex boyfriend to tease his ex girlfriend
I wrote your name on sand
It got washed.
I wrote your name in air
It was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
There were two lovers. They loved each other so much that they planned to do Suicide.
Boy jumped first.
Now it was girl’s turn.
Girl closed her eyes, and returned back saying Love is Blind.
Boy, in mid-air opened his parachute saying Love never Dies.
Men1: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Laloo rushed home angrily.
After half an hour, he came back and slapped the Sardarji.
Laloo said: You fool, he is not my friend.
Man walks into his local bar, Just inside the door, there is a very fat girl dancing on a table,
He watches for a while and as he passes he says :”Fantastic legs”,
The girl stops dancing , smiles and says “do you really think so?”
He says “Absolutely, any other table would have collapsed by now!!”
One day, a very attractive under graduate girl visited the professor’s office. The under graduate pulled the chair closer to the professor, smiled at him shyly, bumped his knee “accidentally”, etc.
Finally, the undergraduate said, “Professor, I really need to pass your course. It is extremely important to me. It is so important that I’ll do anything you suggest.”
The professor, somewhat taken aback by this attention, replied, “Anything?”
To which the undergradute cooed, “Yes, anything you say.”
After some brief reflection, the professor asked, “What are you doing tomorrow afternoon at 3:30?”
The student lied, “Oh, nothing at all, sir. I can be free then.”
The professor then advised, “Excellent! Professor Palmer is holding a help session for his students. Why don’t you attend that.”